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Elvira von Kraken
Elvira, the only child of the calamari magnate Essen von Kraken, was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pod of squid who rescued her after her parents’ maxi-yacht sank during a bacchanalian Eu...visualizza altroElvira, the only child of the calamari magnate Essen von Kraken, was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pod of squid who rescued her after her parents’ maxi-yacht sank during a bacchanalian Eurovision party.
Elvira is president of the philanthropic organization Save A Horny Squid Foundation, an accomplished timpanist, and enjoys milking her purebred centaur as well as long walks on the beach with her were-squid husbands.
Shy and reclusive, Elvira shuns the media spotlight in favour of communing with nature, and can most often be found cavorting with squid, sharks and other wildlife.
Her favourite movie is Zombeaver.visualizza meno